Thursday, September 29, 2011

Mai, bestfriend




Walking down that lane... with Maizatul Faziha



Maizatul Faziha is my best friend. I know the term is overrated. I am sure of this because she is basically my mirror. We been friends since... err errr... i want say high school?? Betul ke, babe?? Salah.. i have known her since sekolah rendah but gotten close dengan beliau since high school...

Babe, cemana kita blh jadi close?? hahah haram tak hengat...

One thing I do remember is that she likes to bergurau secara ganaz tanpa mempedulikan sekiranya dia terguris perasaan orang lain...

OK... Rewinddd..... blzzz zzzz zzz...(bunyi tape rewinding)

When I was in Form 4, I sat close to her dalam kelas... Bukan lagi close... Dok sebelah2 kot. I was the class monitor and she was my assistant... But I do recall that dia buat byk keje compared to me.. (dah nama my assistant kan, babe?) haha..

So one fine day, we were playing outside the surau kat sekolah... Petang time tu, rasanya time Asar.. Also please note, dulu dulu tahun 2000 budak budak sekolah panggil bubis tu "chamber"... which aku tak mengerti kenapakah bubis di gelar "chamber".. dan aku tak tau la kenapa kegiatan "mengusik" "chamber" ni femes time sekolah dulu.. Mungkin baru nak belajar erti erti seksuality kot.. (ye... time time jaman aku, budak umur 16 tahun tak reti sangat pasal isu2 seksual - bebudak jaman skrg... umur 10 tahun pon tau nyot nyot tu hape-rosaaaak)..

Berbalik pada cite tadi.. kat luar surau tu, aktiviti "mengusik" "chamber" sedang berlaku. Aku tak ingat kenapa dan bagaimana ianya berlaku.. I remember, my best friend si Maizatul Faziha ni datang dari depan, terus menjadikan "chamber" aku sebagai buzzer cem dalam cite Pop Kuiz.. direct tepat mengena pulak tu kat mata "buzzer".. Cilaka Nak Haram Jads betul... Dengan perasaan marah membuak2... aku kejar dia.. dan tackle dia dari belakang, dan aku terus err err ape perkataan manis aku nak guna ni... aku terus genggam penuh dan picit sekuat hati "chamber" dia...That was so fukken crazy.. That I remembered..

And then, there was this one incident where he got me a gift for my birthday.. besar weii kotak dia.. Aku rasa besar sikit dari kotak kasut... Dengan hati yang bahagia ni aku menerima hadiah tersebut.. Aku rasa dialah satu satunya manusia kat TCS (Tarcisian Convent School)  tu yang sayang aku... So, aku pon bawak la "hadiah" tu pegi port kitorang kat bawah pokok rendang belakang sekolah dan aku dengan excited bukak "hadiah" tu beramai2 dengan rakan2 segeng yang lain.. Layer by layer (of stupid ass newspapers) aku koyakkan bungkusan tu... Korang imagine... Kotak sebesar kotak kasut.. koyak punya koyak... ada kotak sebesar kotak mancis kat dalamnye.. Korang bygkan betapa gagah usaha dia nak kenakan aku tu... Bayangkan sekarang please... Dah la pulak tu, dalam kotak mancis tu ada bungkusan lagi.. Siyot je... Dengan hati yg hampa (mmg frust gila kentang aa time tu) aku terus je bukak sampai la aku dapat "hadiah" aku..Korang nak tau ape??? Ko tau cekelat smarties?? Ko tau sebijik cekelat smarties tu?? Haa itu la dia nye.. Sebijik cekelat smarties.. Vavi tak vavi kawan aku tu.. But then, I didnt know she is going to end up being my bestfren smp la sekarang..

She's always loved maths. She is good at it.. Im not sure if she loved accounts.. *sambil menjerit kunun Maizatul Faziha ada kat sebelah aku ni* Ko suke account tak babe?? Aku tak suke.. haha ko kan suke nombor.. Aku agak ko suke la kot.. Aku tak hengat dah..

One thing we had in common was that we loved the Backstreet Boys.. She loved Nick Carter so freaking much and I hearted Howie D. Things got waaaaay out of control when she actually brought a birthday cake to school to celebrate bithday Nick Carter (28.01) . I got out control too... Hahahah (babe, bersedia tok gelak).. I have these berkajang kajang sort-of scripts of how we met the Backstreet Boys and THEY FELL IN LOVE with us.. Ptoooiiih... Sumpah kalau aku baca balik those writing, aku akan muntah darah sampai tercirit2.. It was disgusting and full of imagination (read : masa umur 16 tahun, kami baru reti explore erti2 sexuality).. ok whatever.. hahahah aku pulak dok keje gelak ni mengenangkan betapa tak advancenya aku dulu..


sila kelik untuk tumbesaran..
**caution : make sure korang sedang tidak makan atau minum**

sila kelik untuk tumbesaran..
**caution : make sure korang sedang tidak makan atau minum**

sila kelik untuk tumbesaran..
**caution : make sure korang sedang tidak makan atau minum**



So yeah.. from the backstreet boys, sampai la The Moffatts aku buat keje gila.. dan yes, pernah terkantoi dengan mak pak aku dulu... Eeee malu aku kalau bapak aku baca wei.. (aku harap la bapak aku tak baca)

Back to the story of me and Mai, bestfriend...

Oh God!! ada benda aku tak leh cite kat sini demi melindungi maruah individu2 terlibat... contohnye : Hazel, Piah, Anim, Ady, sape lagi? ko byk sekendel kan, gemok??
*gelak guling2 -(tetiba bulu roma meremang)

Years has gone now, almost 12 years dah kitorang bersahabat.. We fought, cat-fight sume dah ada.. but I dont remeber any of them.. I think there was one point where we lost contact, kan babe?? And then ko contact aku when you were with someone (danny) and bertunang ke ape ntah.. Dalam tempoh tu kita jumpa 2 3 kali je kan?? Blh aku tau kenapa kita jarang lepak??? Grrr

I remember I got  a little jealous when u said she owned a car.. I remember that precisely because when she said that, I look out the window kat my office (depan Jalan TAR) to cari if i can find any of a similar car.

Babe, u must know u are the one who can listens to me without judging me.. Even kalau aku kata aku hawt mcm Fasha Sandha pon, aku tau ko akan ye kan je (while orang lain menjebik) walaupon ko tau aku ni jauh dari panggang apetah lagi dari Fasha Sandha, sebab aku lagi hudoh dari Fasha Sandha..

I just noticed that lately.. :)

Betapa jahatnya aku, betapa nakalnya aku, betapa ape ape sahaje la aku ni, she wont judge me.. Aku rasa that is the best quality a friend shoud possess. Aku tak pernah mengharapakan dia kasi aku pinjam duit (dia kaye weii),  dan dia tak pernah menyusahkan hidup aku, atau buat buat apepe je yang demand my time except masa chatting.. hahaha but I dont mind.. She is the best i ever had...

and in return, i dont judge her either.. ko buat la ape ko nak buat, labu air... As long as it makes u happy, i will support you dan aku akan izinkan ko buat bintang bintang kat baju aku..

You're my bestest friend.. evethough kita sangat sangat jarang (hampir kepada tak pernah) jumpa after dah berkerjaya ni.. somehow we still stayed close connected.. I love u, bestfriend..

Babe, lepas aku baca balik segala komentar kat gmbr tu, aku rasa benci yang meluap-luap kat ko, weii...



Much Love + Respect,

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Short Call - Preparation & What To Expect


Kali cem agak lewat nak post pasal Short Call sebab aku tgh "in love".. Ape kejadahnye, being in love dengan short call entry? Tak de kaitan langsung...tapi ianya membuatkan aku malas nak update blog biarpun aku online sekarang, luar biasa lebih lama dari kebiasaan.. chatting kat FB dan the Sims kottt... kome ni... suke pikior hok buke buke.. (gabungan dialek beberapa negeri - baru la 1Malaysia).

Tarikh short call aku adalah 21.09.2011 aritu. OK... Preparation before short call:-

  • Make sure korang obtain "Letter of No Objection" from the Bar Council and State Committee 7 working days. 
  • Sekarang KL Court telah menggunakan sistem e-filing so, get the letter to the court and get them scanned.

Cara-caranya (ctm style):-
Gunakan despatch untuk hantar both letters from the Bar Council and State Committee to RKKK and get acknowledgement for both letters. These letter will be scanned into the system, free-of-charge.
  • Two days after that, confirm dengan RKKK yang those documents telah pun di scan ke dalam system.

I was told a thousand times to "ensure your documents are in order" and I didnt even know what that means. Rupanya "getting your documents in order" tu bermakna, call court tanya if there is any problem with your documents, syncronized kan documents korang dalam file korang and make sure, korang susun documents korang tu baik2 supaya mudah nak dicari dan mudah dicapai. Be sure to have copies of all the documents.

Unfortunately, aku tak tau pasal benda ni.. Ingatkan cukup setakat semua benda ada, salinan lengkap bla bla bla.. dah setel..

Nehi!! nehi!!

I didnt call the court to confirm that my letters ob no objection dah discanned and i didnt call the court to confirm that my papers were in order.

So, when I arrived at the court on my short call day...ada sedikit kecelaruan. Mujur la sampai awal sebab before short call start, the Juru Bahasa will check in their list if your documents are in order. My document - affidavit penyampai borang 3, 4, 5 tak de katanya -. Runtun hatiku, apekah aku akan dapat short call date yg lain?? Di sini pentingnya to have all the documents at the tips of ur finger. I brought along segala resit pemfailan, payment invoice dari court, segalanya i bawak dalam satu file, because u never know what you're going to need.

Since i had everything in my file, i pon kuarkan la evidence segala bagai yang i had filed the affidavit earlier.. Check punya check, rupa nya ada kesalahan di "title" affidavit. I quoted the wrong section. (For more information  - please contact me - sangat tak rajin nak edit gmbr and upload [sebab tgh in love]). Mujurlah blh amend dengan pen je... Kalau tak, naye je kena delay short call..

So, when amendments is made, the JB will ask u to check dengan RKKK if ur letters of no objection dah ada system.. Terkatek-katek la ai pi turun ke RKKK untuk check. So, that is why i would suggest you call before hand to ensure that your documents are in order.

I was moved my Mr. Marcus Low, a friend of my Senior Partner. I have been getting and reading a lot, where pupil say that it is best to bring a move from another firm (not the from the firm your doing ur chambering). Now, ini satu perkara yang aku sangat tak faham, sebab bila aku tny Miss Lillian (Bar Council [Admission]), dia kata seelok2nya Master yang pergi sebab atas Saman Dalam Kamar (Borang 3), Master yang memohon. Aku pon tak berapa nak faham. Dan Mr. Marcus moved me sebab one of the LA dalam my firm taknak move me (sebab she is serving her 7th year - so dia takut ianya melanggar etika)... Itu adalah BS sebab kawan aku Noorashikin Sharifuddin (3 years practice) dah move beberapa chambies untuk short call.. Saje bikin gempak LA ni.. gerem aku..

So, what happens during short call?

I was so amazed that short call depan Hakim (dalam kamar)  tu took only less then 2 minutes.. What I heard Mr. Marcus said was "Dengan izin YA.. saya bla bla bla mewakili Pn Mazlina bagi satu permohonan di bawah bla bla bla... Saya juga percaya bahawa terdapat sedikit pembetulan di afidavit penyampai borang 3, 4, 5 bagi kandungan 4 (SDK) dan ianya telah dibetulkan" And then, the Judge confirmed the pembetulan.. Mr Marcus continued "Lain lain dari itu, saya percaya bahasa kertas kertas kausa berada dalam keadaan teratur. Maka, saya ingin pohon satu perintah seperti yang di pohon."

The Judge tulis2 sikit.. terus "baiklah.. perintah seperti yang dipohon"

Dah.. Setel... Keje korang, dok dendiam je sebelah mover tu.. And then, when you got up from ur seat, have some courtesy to say "thank you" to the Judge, even dia tak pandang pun muka korang.

Also, to save time, please prepare Draft Judgment untuk disubmit dan dan tu jugak bagi memudahkan proses korang mendapatkan Fair Judgment dalam masa yang dekat. Ingat Draft Judgment tak kena byr. Masa nak filekan Fair Judgment baru kena byr - RM40.00

So, itulah dia citenya.. Senang je kan?

Also, I want to show my appreciation to Fauziah Mydin... gagah dia contact aku untuk tanya pasal proses pemfailan borang 1 & 2. Im glad I could help, dear. I cari u kat FB, non-hada ye.. So, untuk terus2 merapatkan silaturrahim...blh la add me di sana ----->


any problems, formspring me/e-mail me @ krylonglue@yahoo.com



Sedang Ingin Bercinta (aik.. bukan ctm dah ada pakwe ke??) :P,

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Introductory Session


Introductory Session adalah session wajib hadir untuk semua warga warga pelajar Chambering whereby sessions ni dihoskan oleh State Committee Bar.

It is basically a sessions where you are introduced to the members of the State Committee Bar.

My Introductory Session was conducted at the Selangor Bar last Thursday (08.09.2011) at around 3.30 pm.

I did not know what to expect or what to bring.

The dress code - black and white. Although it didnt say "professional black and white". I think it is important to adhere to the the professional look because you might want to keep a good first impression on the State Committee Members. I saw that there was a girl arriving with lace black kebaya while her head was covered in hijab and I could see her entire back and her bra straps.. Not cool!! It does not look professional and definitely defeats the purpose of wearing a hijab... But Im not going to get into right now even though it bothers me so much.. Looking pretty is important..but keep the pretty-ness to the professional level, ok?

What to expect?-
We were given a small talk on what to expect during the compulsory legal aid programme. I was looking forward to visiting the prison. Unfortunately, the KL Bar chambies are so many that the prison cannot accommodate any students outside KL, so there goes my dream of visiting prison.

We were also given a small talk on how to be a good chambie, the do-s and don't-s and such. And there was a Q&A sessions if we had any inquiries regarding our pupillage period.

Lastly, we were given a form where there was a list of the State Committee Members name and we were supposed to get minimum 5/6 signatures of it. I think this was where the introductory session really began. Upon getting the signature the lawyers would ask questions about yourself and you could use this chance to really make an impression..

The session ended somewhere aroung 5.30 ptg cem tu.. and I hooked up with my friend (awek digi) -(apesal awek digi??? nanti laaa potong saspen pulak).. and her friend (cant remember the name.. mintak maaf sangat2), makan2 di Gold Chilly, SS15, Subang. Pekena Chicken Butter Milk.. Apparently kedai famous for its butter milk dish.

And then, buat decision tergempar yakni nak pi tgk The Smurfs kat Pyramid.. Ooooo I smurfing loving the bluey, smurfs.. They are all smurfanstic...<3


So, itu je la cerita mengenai awek digi.. eh.. tetiba.. Introductory Session.. Moga uols dapat la idea k tentang ape itu Introductory Session..

Oh ye.. apesal my fren tu ku panggil awek digi?


sebab kat printed ads digi... bertempel2 muka dia.. haha.. just got to know her.. very nice person..

Rakan2 ku byk jadi artis.. aku bila lagi ni??? Haisshhh..


Much Love + Respect,

Friday, September 2, 2011

Racun a.k.a Poison

("Juliana Evans") - Photo Loaded Entry


Raya kali ni, I beraya dengan ("Juliana Evans").. Jgn jelesh uols..

Tak percaya?? Lihat saje gambar di bawah..




Tgk!! ("Juliana Evans") datang beraya rumah kite ohkay!!!! Mwahahaha... besaq tuah Juliana Evans nak datang rumah I yang buruk ni untuk beraya.. 

This is my gorgeous cousin.. She is growing up to be very very beautiful cem artis.. Particularly cem Juliana Evans.. Ikut muka sapa ntah..Adik beradik yang lain tak mcm Juliana Evans pon.. I post a whole album of us cam-whoring kat Facebook.. Asyik kena ngorat je sepupu yang sorang ni.. Kena berjaga2 ni.. Kecik lagi ni.. muda belia.. Baru 14 tahun... 

Kami suka bergaya dan berlagak cem artis.. Dia anak tunggal perempuan dalam family.. so when she visited me kat Ipoh during Hari Raya, heaven la dia dok main main alat make up... tukang make up?? Urs truly la yang kena tenyeh muka dia dia dengan make up.. Habih make up mak, nak!!

Last night we went to a shopping mall kat Ipoh.. Dalam gelap tu, dok jalan la dengan dia.. tetiba ada sekumpulan anak2 remaja lelaki bawah 15tahun dok runtun tgn mak depa sambil berbisik "Juliana Evans!! Juliana Evans!!" dengan penuh excitednya.. I pon tompang la sekaki kan.. mwahahahaha.... Kami kan artis.. biasa la..

@Pakeeza Restaurant & Catering, Ipoh!!
Teh Ais tu sangat sedap!! sangat sangat sangat sedap!!

spec tu.. i tukang beli.. tapi orang lain dok gayakan.. ni yang beta nak murka ni!!

Se"Juliana Evans" dia pon, lucky "muntut" dia tak besar dengan puji-pujian.. Kalau dia berlagak, mak dia piat telinga dia.. Kalau kami sepupu lain ni dok puji dia sangat pon, kami kena marah "Hangpa ni dok puji dia sangat.. Perangai nanti jadi mcm taik..".. Haa tu dia.. kami ni tak de selindung2.. cakap direct ja..

Syoronok ada cousin yg sanggup mukanya diconteng.. I pon gumbira.. My sister tak suka mukenye diconteng.. Natural beauty katenye... Choooy!! Nak kata beauty I tak natural la tu.... :P






Kami sedara mara ni memang gojes!! Tak blh nak kata ape dah.. Baka baik la katakan... Kuikuikui... (Ni sat gi misti ada orang nak mengata ni.. better I disable kan comment :p).. Semua Penang breed punya... Penang terbaek!!

Nak tgk gmbr lagi??? Jap ehhh...... 



awat dua dua muka tak cukup zat je ni??




hambik!! ketawa "natural" punya!!

Being a girl is so much fun sebab blh cam-whoring tanpa sebab!!


In case you all are wondering...
Red Lipstick : Revlon - Love This Red
Pink Lipstick - Burt's Bee Tinted Lipbalm
Eyeliner - Majolica Majorca Liquid Liner
Rambut - Satu salon-fresh, satu lagi naturally cenggitu.. 
Can u guess yang mana salon-fresh dan yang mana natural?




Si gadis terlampau (gorgeous),